Monkey Spanker!

There are some things which you think you will never see in your life time, things like space ships, light sabers, the everlasting gob stopper, vibrators for men. Well I can reveal that one of the above has been invented, yes the boffins have invented a vibrator and called it Monkey Spanker. You can have a look here

it looks like some kind of bizarre bottle opener or some kind of knob cutter.

This was sent in by someone called Chopper by the way. It's the reviews which made me chuckle

You should read the product review if you would like a laugh